Location: Cat's House, Cat's Bedroom

Time: 12.00 midnight

(click)
Jade: Turn it OFF!
Cat: NO! It'll be fun!
Jade: No it WON'T!
Cat: I'm Cat and this is Jade~
Jade: TURN OFF THE CAMERA!
Cat: Jade's house is being fumigated for bugs so she's spending the night here with ME!
Jade: Yeah, and I wish somebody would fumigate you.
Cat: He, ha ha, aha!
Jade:It wasn't a joke.
Cat: ...
(click)
Cat: Okay, when I was little~
Jade: Kill me.
Cat: ~I used to LOVE hearing bedtime stories.
Jade: I'm gonna vomit.
Cat: So, if you have a baby sister or brother go get 'em because       Jade and I are going to improvise our very own original bedtime story.
Jade: I thought you had a guest room.
Cat: We don't...
Jade: Then go sleep in your garage.
Cat: Aha, aha ha ha!
Jade: I meant that.
Cat: ...
(click)
Cat: Okay, kids! Jade and I will now tell you a bedtime story and we're gonna make it up as we go along. Jade, you start.
Jade: ...
Cat: Uh, once upon a time, there was a little girl who always dreamed of being a princess. And now, Jade will tell you the little girl's name.
Jade: ... Her name was Blotus...
Cat: I don't... I don't think that's a little girl's name~
Jade: HER NAME WAS BLOTUS!
Cat: The... the little girl's name was Blotus...so, um, Blotus wanted to be a princess!
Jade: But then she got hit by a bus.
Cat: Okay...so, Blotus, who dreamed of being a princess~
Jade: Was hit by a bus.
Cat: Was... was hit by a bus...but...she also had a magic bunny that fixed ALL of her injuries!
Jade: And then, an elephant stepped on the bunny.
Cat: But... but the bunny was okay.
Jade: No-o-o...no, the bunny was far from okay. Yeah. (laughs)
Cat: We'll be right back.
(click)
Cat: So I talked it over with Jade and we both decided that Blotus' magical bunny was totally okay.
Jade: Yeah. I mean, I don't see how any bunny who could cover from a severe spinal injury, but Cat said that the bunny was okay...so, fine...happy, happy bunny.
Cat: Right. Now, Blotus knew that to be a princess she had to find a handsome prince.
Jade: Yeah. So, Blotus tried to meet one through an online dating service, but when the guy showed up, he was 37! He was on the run, for vandalizing a gas station's men bathroom.
Cat: Okay... but then, on Blotus' birthday she woke up...and saw...she saw a beautiful rainbow outside of her window!
Jade: NO! Look at that...I pulled my fingernail last week and I think it's infected, look at that.
Cat: And, Blotus lived happily ever AFTER!
Jade: Yup...look at that...there's pus coming out...
Cat: ...THE END!
(click)

-THE END-

Moral of the story: NEVER, EVER, listen to Jade's bedtime stories, unless you want NIGHTMARES!!!

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Victorious - Cat and Jade's Bedtime Story